October 28
My Sister’s Book
My sister just came over and she loaned me her favorite book. The book is a complete novel of funny funny quotes. It is just a giant list of funny things that people have set. There is no story and there is no conflict and there are no acts and there is no drama. Nobody dies nobody lives and nothing happens at all. Like I said it is just a book that is full of funny quotes. My sister thinks that it is one of the best books ever and I tried to smile politely when she gave it to me. But I do not intend on reading it because I only like books that are very serious and I really do not like to read about comedy. This is because I do not think there is room for comedy in a world that is as serious as ours. People should be reading about war and peace so we can one day solve the problems in the Middle East. It is a waste of time to pursue any comical avenues because they are not fruitful in terms of restoring the world to a peaceful place.
September 20
My Favorite MovieI really enjoy going to the movies with my mom and my dad and my sister. I do not think that anyone enjoys going to movies as much as I do. But I think that it is a lot of fun because it is always nice to sit in the dark and watch something that is different from reality. I do not like watching movies at zombies because it is not as intense at home. It is so much more exciting in the movie theater. I really like watching movies about zombies the most. My sister does not like these types of movies because they scare her and she is a very young and little girl. But I usually insist that we go to see a scary movie. My dad also likes scary movies so I usually win the arguments. I love winning arguments with my sister especially when it has something to do with the movie that we go watch.